Bonnots Mill Police are
wondering Where's The Walrus? The Gang of Eight led by Otto
the Otter sprung Waldo from jail today. He was being held for
biting Sandee Schaeffer on the leg after she failed to catch
him. A classic Man versus Beast riot ensued. Waldo says "If
she hadn't had been drinking so much, none of this would have
happened. How hard can it be to catch a Walrus?" Scott
Holder, whose wave runner the gang stole for their escape, says
"no worries, there's no place to get gas on the river."
INCITING A RIOT, EXPIRED RABBIES TAG,
BAD BREATH, GRAND THEFT BOATO- Don't let his soft skin fool
you, he is a viscious beast!