Early Sunday Bonnots Mill
police arrested Alan Parsons Project guitarist Ian "The
Axe" Bairnson. An unidentified source tipped police off
that Mr. Bairnson had committed the dreaded crime of strumming
a Strat at the local church. No witnesses would come forward
to confirm this act of treason. However, police found a video
tape that should provide the local DA with the evidence needed
to convict "The Axe". Dauphine Hotel owners Scott
& Sandra Holder hope to raise the $1600 dollars needed for
bail.
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Bairnson, Ian
AKA "The Axe"
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Charge:
TREASON- Caught Red-Handed Playing a
borrowed Strat Guitar
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