Early Sunday Bonnots Mill police arrested Alan Parsons Project guitarist Ian "The Axe" Bairnson. An unidentified source tipped police off that Mr. Bairnson had committed the dreaded crime of strumming a Strat at the local church. No witnesses would come forward to confirm this act of treason. However, police found a video tape that should provide the local DA with the evidence needed to convict "The Axe". Dauphine Hotel owners Scott & Sandra Holder hope to raise the $1600 dollars needed for bail.